Professional Sign Spinners

One of the few ways to be a loser and a winner at the same time. It's kinda like being a breakdancing bin man or a call center worker who speaks only in iambic pentameter. Sure, it's cool, but your job still sucks.

A remake of the insanely popular Gangnam Style music video, set in England's capital city. Black cabs, red london busses, traffic jams, looting and rioting. It's all in there. Pip pip. Jolly good.

What the hell is that saying "No pain, no gain' all about? I can't see any benefit in this. I'm no doctor, but I think this skater just ruined any chance he had of getting lucky with his boyfriend this weekend - OUCH!

Sometimes the most simple fails are the best - This guy goes old skool in the ever popular pool jump - Luckily, you don't need teeth to tread water.

When it's time to learn the backflip, just hope you are of Russian descent. He's mastered the basics and the next step is to get upside down. Thats when it all starts to go FAIL...But WAIT!?

It's hard to tell whether the CDs break because the speaker is so powerful or because the guy's choice of music sucks so much ass. To be honest if you put me near that music I'd probably fall to pieces too. Beats the alternative.

You know that scene in “The Deer Hunter”, the one everyone always goes on about that they copied to advertise those assorted-centre chocolates? Yeah that one. Well this is even more agonizing.

Most people like to hear a good singing voice. Seal REALLY likes to hear a good singing voice. So much so that he'll even start to coax the tadpoles on live TV like it was some kind of involuntary action. The dirty perv.

So if you're cycling around the countryside and come across a bunch of wild horses, it's probably best not to wave your hand around near their mouths. They apparently have an aversion to lycra clad idiots.

I guess that men will never grow bored of this sight, hoever many times they watch it :)

Yoda comes over all Danny from Withnail and I. Under that veil of Jedi mastery lurks a threatening drug-addled hippy bent on getting young Luke crazed out of his mind on rare herbs and prescribed chemicals.