One Plays Dead, The Other May Be

Two girls pretend to play dead. One girl plays it safe, while the other goes for gritty realism, bouncing her head off the windowsill. She should definitely get the role if she ever wakes up.

A deadly duo, these two pandas try to make a break for it.. -LOL

In the world of Australian speedboating, your fortunes can flip from good to bad at a moment's notice or during an especially tight turn.

You might think that rappers would be a little low on Christmas Spirit, what with all that guncrime, and Crital drinking on their to-do list. Not DMX though. He loves nothing more than a good old Christmas song.

This reporter makes a big-time mistake in this story about teens finding jobs. She really puts the "F" in Freudian.

I grabbed some popcorn and sat down all ready to watch this fat kid fail. I got to admit I was a bit surprised when he pulled of some of these moves. I mean seriously, the splits?!

He could have this man flayed alive, set on fire, forced to watch reruns of Sunset Beach or worst of all, made to eat a Pot Noodle. Unfortunately for the victim, this guy has much more fiendish torture in mind.

An amateur-hour comedy lightsaber duel turns from the ridiculous to the hilarious as an amorous canine enters the fray and can't decide whether to bite Darth Vader or hump him into submission. Dog deserves and Oscar.

Sometimes you just kinda forget what you are doing and get sleepy - This dude manages to curl two large stone blocks once then decides to take a nap. WTF!?

Thanks to some hydroforming, this British guy put together a steel suit so he can be experience a firework display from inside the very heart of it without sustaining life-threatening injuries. What a whacko.

This will restore your faith and aspiration to the playboy life and getting fit chicks onto the deck !