Oh Crap :(

If you dive into the murky depth of the ocean in search of thrills and adventure you might just find it! Problem is it might be waay bigger than you and in the mood for a tasty human snack.

You go girl! Be happy you've got some junk in the trunk. I'd take a nice bouncy booty over a tight little tiny butt any day! Thank you Nike!

The problem with life is the reality of a situation is always so far removed from how you imagine it. You expect fillet mignon, or at least a decent burger, but you end up with chopped liver.

The really sad part is that I could guess who this is, but I'd only have a 1 in 4 chance of being right as I have no idea who it is. I do however know all the turtles...

There's something to be said for keeping it in the family, except when it comes to girlfriends and sex - Even when you are sharing a last name and being 14 generations apart...doubtful!

So, the Hogwarts franchise is no more. What now for the boy wizard and his motley crew? Well, why don't they form a band, or even a cover band. Here's what their album covers could look like.

When you are a kid having a big sister can be a real pain in the ass, but sometimes, just sometimes it has it's benefits, especially when she invites some of her friends round!

Forget planking, that was sooo last month, things move pretty fast on the internet and now the latest craze is 'owling'. You know this must be the new cool thing because celebs are doing it!

Wait, what did I say? Seriously though, if your girlfriend happened to look like this, a slip of the tongue like this is BOUND to happen sooner or later...

This dude is in for a BIG surprise any second now and it's gonna teach him a very important life lesson - NEVER wear headphones on the beach and always have a rocket backpack handy!

Sometimes even the proper use of Engrish in a news broadcast headline can throw up some interesting thoughts in your head about 'wtf!?' was actually going on. Weird!