Office Warfare

If you are engaged in office warfare and you're looking for something that will end the war once and for all, here it is. I call it the cubicle nuke. Enjoy.

Once you're under the gaze of those light blue eyes there's no escape. Soon she'll be moving to America and maxing out your credit card.

Leave it to Abraham Maslow to put into such a simple graph how we spend our days on the Internet. Scarily accurate!

You know how logos, right, they don't really reflect the company? Funny that. Well, how's about they did reflect what their products were known for, that'll increase sales, right? No, which is why they don't do it. Doesn't mean no one else can though.

If you're not on Facebook then what'll happen to you is like what happens to Michael J. Fox in Back to the Future in that photo of him and his brother and sister, you'll eventually just fade away out of existence.

If you're being bullied at school and want a surefire way to make it stop immediately, Steven Fry has some pretty damn good advice. The man is a freaking genius.

You've got to love it when a meme means girls sitting half nakie in front of their computer screen. If only all memes were like this instead of just badly drawn MS paint pictures with crazy expressions.

This vehicle will go from 0-60 in just over four seconds. Coincidentally that's also how long the battery will last if you turn on the stereo. Sweet ride, bro.

Holy Catwomen in disguise Batman! This is confusing, the Gotham Avenger, the Dark Knight, who would've suspected such a canny disguise, which just makes it all the more amazing. To the cat basket!

If you don't dig on swine, then you may not be partial to this calorific snack that features a bacon lattice and sausage meat. A few of these a week and you can guarantee that you'll be dead by the time you're thirty. Nom.

He fits!... barely