New Pants Please!!!

Enjoy a trouser-soiling trip on a badass Japanese rollercoaster from the comfort of your computer screen. If you don't feel the slightest bit of vertigo when the cart is teetering on the edge of it's decent, you are not human.

Forget about the Ancient Greek or Continental European philosophers, the only words of wisdom you'll ever need are from Game of Thrones—just have a watch of these Westeros aphorisms and live by them as if they were your scripture.

Filmmaker Devin Graham used a Zorb to reenact a real life version of the famous opening boulder chase scene from Steven Spielberg's classic film Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Ark. And it's epic.

We've all been to Luzaville at some point in our lives -- it's 5am the narcotics you ingested are now a distant memory of stomach pains and spangled lips. All that's left is to board the night bus and drink yourself into oblivion.

When Jeff Goldblum applied chaos theory and said 'life finds a way' in Jurassic park, he was right. You can't bleep out hands. So what the hell can censorship do about this? Nothing!

I'm no expert, but I think you're supposed to flip over the box, not slam your nuts into it.

These kids are boxing in a basement and one of them does a full spin punch that lands perfectly knocking his buddy out cold.

A quick and completely scientific summary of the Occupy protests. Well, the ones that were about the wealth imbalance inherent in capitalist systems, anyway. Monkeys are just so goddamn awesome.

Russian singer Philipp Kirkorov smacks a woman in the face after receiving flowers from several other women in the audience. She must not have read the fine print on the ticket: Gifts or KTFO.

We all get frustrated playing video games, especially when the game lags and it forces you to start screaming like a spoilt brat. But, Anthony Carboni points out that it isn’t the game or the controller’s fault, it’s your brains.

Look back on all the celebrity hype from the year that was 2013. It’s all here from Breaking Bad to Kimye’s pregnancy: Cyrus twerks, Bieber pees, can we have some real news please?