Man Of Steel - Trailer #2

Another superhero reboot that looks to be going down the emotional self pity route. First emo Spiderman, now emo Superman. My money is on a rapid reboot of the avengers next where they're all riddled with insecurity and self doubt.

I know what you're thinking: "Freezing your tongue to the light pole? What a complete idiot." Well, he's not a complete idiot. He left a small part of himself on that pole.

This chick's smoking hot so i wouldnt' mind her touching my nuts even if it was to smack them. You got to take the rough with the smooth ladies & gents.

This is an astonishing explosion videotaped from a military caravan. Someone better pull up Google Maps and find another route because this one is definitely FUBAR!

I want to know what this girl uses to brush her teeth, or if they are even her real ones.. - WTF

If we could just harness this incredible natural phenomenon, think of all the good we could do! Either that or we could just make like his owner and never have to walk our pets again…

Kids are the easiest of targets for pranks because let's face it; they're dumb. Dad should have known better though!

This is Zoe, a guitarist in that band, playing Sweet Child of Mine back when she was only six years old. Something tells me good things are going to happen to this kid.

Sounds lame, but this guy does it clear cups. Glass tumblers and yellow foam balls. You're literally seeing everything and still missing the trick. This man is obviously a witch and should be burned.

This is Jathan Muhar at his pre-school graduation and he's pretty much an inspiration to us all with his wise and sage-like word that he delivers to the expectant crowd of onlookers and well-wishers.

Sure, the one from princess Leia asking for Obi Wan's help made more sense in the context of the film but this one is way more gangstalicious. It was only a matter of time before 2Pac's hologram got a Star Wars Mashup...