Maintain Eye Contact

Not hard to do if you're standing there with a fat dude wearing speedos, but when it's a female who looks like this, the game flips to nightmare difficulty...

Not sure where they got all these statistics from, but there's a whole bunch of them, from the average time a pr0n film is watch to how many people admit to enjoying some time along with themselves. Learn it then impress your friends.

Take note ladies, do not let your husbands make your kids costumes. Yeah, they might be good at putting things together, but their lack of common sense will get you!

Well, if you're feeling on top of the world then this comic will knock you back into shape. It's about as jolly as the dying words of a lovesick soldier dying alone in the pits of despair. Enjoy!

So, you start up your Omegle and straight away you start talking to some pussy. Man, you are win, how do you manage it? The internet is just the coolest, it never lets you down. Oh.

Just looking at this Facebook thread, these are either some advanced trolls, winding us all up or, tragically, it's real. In which case it's time to hang up your hat and give up on humanity.

The rules of the dreamscape can be confusing. What happens in dreams is supposed to stay in dreams unless you die then you go into a coma or something. But then look what's happened to Ariadne.

She's the adult entertainer who's been banged more times than a Mongolian battle drum. Who's eaten more meat than Fatty Arbuckle. But she's tried to reach over to the cultured side and act in art movies. So, you mad?

Another kodak moment. I guess there's something to be learned from this; don't pose next to a camel unless you want to be it's new chew toy.

I'm so jealous, think how awesome it would be to have a sweet goat buddy like that?! But it looks pretty fake to me, unless the goat has it's legs tied together?

What would you demand to have in your dressing room? You think you'd have a good answer to that, and you might well have, but it's never going to beat Joe's answer. The man know where's it's at, he'll be a superstar soon.