How To Uncork Cristal with a 50 Cal

If you really want to celebrate in style, then the only way to uncork a bottle of Cristal is with a .50 caliber automatic. Sure it might be dangerous and completely unnecessary, but that's what makes it so special and, well, necessary.

What will Rémi do next, bring about a fall in unemployment & uniting the disparate lower & middle classes? Fuck no, he’ll run around dressed as a chicken while stealing poultry and throwing it into oncoming traffic.

This dude tries to back his jeep around the corner of a dirt trail but loses balance and falls down the side of a mountain. FAIL!

Nothing like an earthquake while you are live on the air to really test your professional zeal. KTLA Anchors dive under the NEWS DESK while a 4.4 Earthquake rumbles through Los Angeles.

No wonder he was in such a hurry to make it through the turnstile. His trip started a little earlier than he'd expected.

Now who'd be a better storyteller to read to children at bedtime than Samuel L “muthafunking” Jackson? He could teach those kids a few pointers to the finer parts of the English language, where the f-bomb is featured prominently.

Having risen to the top of her game cute little Victoria switched webcam companies and now has the task of climbing to the top of the hottie tree all over again - With a look like that it shouldn't take her long!

Sinclair is in stable condition after suffering very serious injuries after an attempt of his world famous, double backflip motocross trick in Madrid, Spain.

Every Chrimbo the Disciples love to get together and have a few jars, slap each other on the back and talk about the good old days. And it’s good times all round until you-know-who turns up.

If you thought regular press-ups were hard, then these probably aren't for you. They combine the extreme physical fitness required for one arm push-ups with the nerdy obsessiveness required to master the Rubik's cube.

A video produced by the Canadian Paralympic Committee. Not sure what they're trying to say here but I can't believe he ran past all of that without stopping to see if anybody needed any help.