Harry Potter vs Star Wars

This can't be right, they wouldn't, would they? So it seems there are more than a few similarities between the two films & thats just the characters. Add the fact that the latter films were crap and you have a conspiracy cooking.

So there's three fine looking girls to choose from. The decision on which one to go for is made a little easier by this simple observation...."NONE OF THEM FOOL!" - Always check age fist instead of limber limbs.

It just seems like such a long way to go for the President of the United States to take just have have a pint of the black stuff, maybe there was another reason? Next time wait until Jedward breaks America methinks!?

Oh noes. Cover all young children's eyes and call the police. Seems that the exploring game doesn't pay like it used to. So Dora's going where no other children's entertainer has been before :(

GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLES!!! When I first saw this i actually right clicked to check if it was an animated gif. You win this round trollface, but I'll be back...

No need for explainations, kitty. We all know that Ernie is a power-bottom and if you got the chance to get with a celebrity, wouldn't you take it?

If there's one thing that kids these days get enthused about it's ice cream. Well, ice cream, looting and terrible music (in that order). I reckon this little one is listening to bieber while eating her looted ice cream...

Books, remember them, they were made from trees and had pages that contained words, you read them, turned the pages and a story would unfold. Weird, right? They really don't write them like they used to anymore.

The TRUE Burger King..

Our grandfathers watched their buddies die face down in the mud so that future generations of men could dye and spike their hair, wear pink wigs, and prance about like a limp fairy.

So, you start up your Omegle and straight away you start talking to some pussy. Man, you are win, how do you manage it? The internet is just the coolest, it never lets you down. Oh.