Girl Flies Into Lake Off Bike Jump

After hours of study, we can safely say this girl's key mistakes were slamming into the dirt ramp, soaring through the air without her bike, and smacking into the lake.

By now you've probably seen the "stuff girls say" videos floating around YouTube. This one takes the idea and inverts it. Put simply, here is a list of things you'll probably never hear any girl say. Ever.

Not just any pencil sharpener. This one is fast as feck and creates a graphite spike so sharp that, on your journey, should you encounter God, (and poke him with your pencil) God will be cut. If it was a bit smaller I'd totally buy one.

This kid is in a bad mood and takes out his aggression on a pillow and still manages to lose the fight.

When it comes to carnival games, this guy from Detroit has it down to a science. He wins so many toys from these games that they've limited the number of times you can win, and he's had to store his winnings in a garage!

Here you go, you animal humping, scum sniffing, lazy, yellow-bellied, fart eating fucktard, some of the greatest insults the movie world has ever heard. Watch, memorise, insult. Easy.

If they’re not trying to win the affections of a bridesmaid with their impressive equine transportation (a horse outside), then they’re wanting to fight a young lady’s father to show her how much they adore her.

If i was in this situation every water-based disaster movie would come to mind - The Captain's response is probably something you don't want to hear while bouncing in rough seas in the middle of the ocean.

Street artist Callejero Dibujando does a Bruce Lee drawing, but as you watch it you'll probably think it looks nothing like the martial art legend—but just wait until the end of the video and you'll see.

If you don't already suffer from Swamp Ass, odds are you know someone who does. Nathan Fillion and the guys at Nerd Machine want to help you help stop Swamp Ass from spreading further.

If you breath oxygen, then you need to see this documentary. Because who doesn’t love that little furry red freak that enriched our little lives when we were knee high to a grasshopper and the world was one big playground.