George Carlin on Goofy Boys Names

You can always rely on George Carlin to not hold back, so here he hilariously asks "Where are all these goofy f*cking boys' names coming from?" And it's a really good questions, where the heck are they coming from?

Aww, the dog is helping tell the story of the babies' birth! When you are trying to capture a family magic moment you can rely on the household pets to perform some extreme photobombing!

The long awaited sequel to the pilot episode of what could possibly be the best idea for a cartoon since Matt Groening drew a slightly jaundiced looking family unit. Oh, and it also has a Trisaurus in it too!

Turns out that even a scruffy furball that someone has thrown away can be a great little money spinner if you post some funny pictures of it online. Big thanks to the Cheezburgr network for making this all possible.

In case you're wondering what the song is, it's Thy Art Is Murder - Whore To A Chainsaw. You're probably kicking yourself now, right? That was on the tip of your tongue. The drumming cat prolly just made your mind go blank.

Tough to say who the better dancer is but the chubby kid is definitely more entertaining to watch.

For strange sounds emanating from women's mouths, curling is the new tennis, because that level of strategy and precision requires you to make weird noises, it's just how it is.

A news crew happens to catch a trolley ramming into the back of a horse-drawn carriage during a news story. No one was seriously injured.

Total genius. A landlord in Florida installed some secret cameras in this house to spy on the hot Bulgarian beauties who had just moved in. Admit it. You'd want to see what they do in the bathroom too?

After that much partying, she might have kissed anything. The wall was just lucky enough to be there.

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