Flying Penguins OMG

Xmas is coming & the Penguins are flying - I thought the chubby little critters could only swim, seems like i was TOTALLY misinformed - LOL

Just a gentle reminder that beer bottles can be opened with pretty much anything. An iPod, a slice of pizza, a nailgun, another bottle of beer and even your own bare forearm (presumably twist of caps only).

When the Japanese learn English one group of words that don’t get covered too well are swear words. So Brit abroad Chris Broad decides to help them out—armed with a copy of the book “The Correct Way to Use F#ck”.

If you ever entertained the idea of going for a night dive, then this is guaranteed to put you right off. In the murky waters a diver’s only light source is the beam of light coming from their torch, BIG MISTAKE!

Lets face it, rush hour in most countries is pretty horrible, but this one looks way worse than your average. Talk about sardines in a can, some people can't even get off the train.

The poor owner sprayed for termites, refurbished his store's interior, but he forgot to buy 'fat guy on the roof' insurance.

This kid gets his buddies to watch him do a backflip off a swing but at the last moment opts for the impressive 10ft face slide on the asphalt instead. I'd score this a 9.9 for total effort - LOL!

These guys should be relieved they missed the ramp and hit the bumper. The closer they get to getting that Honda in there the higher the repair bills.

You might have thought he was named after the MK devs Ed Boon and John Tobias. Well, he was but coincidentally he is also a total NOOB. He'll stop a fight midway through to check through the instruction manual.

The first couple are instantly recognizable and the more he does the more obscure and niche they become. Still,every one is hilarious and most likely based on someone's actual guitar-face. Hilarious

After that much partying, she might have kissed anything. The wall was just lucky enough to be there.