Extreme Mountain Biking

Some seriously impressiving riding shot from this dude's handlebar camcorder as he rides a narrow clifftop trail at Ludicrous Speed. If anyone could simply mountain bike into Mordor, this guy could.

Some drunk is causing problems on a train and without hesitation a cop grabs him off the train and slams his head through a glass window. Guess his patience came to the end of the line!?

Hamsters are super cute with they way they fill their cheeks pouches with food. The BBC reveals all using an X-ray to show how golden hamsters store incredible amounts of food in their cheeks.

His last, ironic text: drivng bus sux, couldnt get any worse tho...FML.

If he was really good, he could sharpen the pencil a little more each time.. COOL

The German police take themselves very seriously. If you were to, say, poke them with a bright fuchsia vibrator and go on to perch a discarded ladies thong on their shoulder they would probably put you in cuffs. Just FYI.

When these guys saw that shoal of fish all around them they must have known something bad might be about to happen. I bet their shorts were full of something other than water when they got out.

This dude's attempt to steal a TV ends painfully, but it's for the best. If he tried to steal cable, he'd probably end up hanging himself.

How many dicks is that? The awesome opening cafe scene in Reservoir Dogs where poor Joe has Madonna’s big dick coming out of this ear and Toby the Jap coming out of the other gets a remix set to the tune of Pogo. Fuck yeah.

Most of the wedding party was getting annoyed with this crazy chick but she sealed the deal when she started dancing with this pole. It eneded with the most amusing FAIL ever!

With the music industry overrun with 6-pack sporting, vain, talentless douche-muppets, it’s good to get a perspective on it all before we all lose our minds and start listening to Vanilla Ice again!