Dude Loses Priceless Ferrari 250 GTO - WTF!?!

I used to have a Ferrari just like that, until my little brother lost it. Unfortunately for this dude it vanishes in to thin air as he cleans it - OMG!

You know the economy is getting pretty rough when people can't afford new wiper blades and have to manually squeegee the windshield while they drive. WTF!?!

Not just any pencil sharpener. This one is fast as feck and creates a graphite spike so sharp that, on your journey, should you encounter God, (and poke him with your pencil) God will be cut. If it was a bit smaller I'd totally buy one.

Obviously he doesn’t come across as quite so threatening, but it does mean he’ll be able to say things like “Oh, be-haaayyy-ve” and throw in innuendos about purple lightsabers at every opportunity.

The school girl outfit, a classic, perennially up there with the cheerleader, nurse, Batman...no...wait!

Well, this one blew my mind. How the hell did he do that? Apparently, physics just don't exist in this guys backyard. The dude could walk across the water and I don't think I wouldn't be anymore impressed.

He lives in a pineapple under the sea and has the unusual superpower of being able to completely blow the minds of Japanese kids by merely uttering a few choice words. These toys should come with warning labels & ear defenders.

This must be the cutest war to ever have been fought, if fought is the right term for confused felines reacting to a remote-controlled robot who flings discs at them. The Singularity just got a lot more adorable.

Going with your parents to a Frankie Boyle show when you’re got front row tickets is a mistake. If you don’t mind permanent psychological scarring in the form of mental images that can’t be purged, you should be fine.

This kid gets his buddies to watch him do a backflip off a swing but at the last moment opts for the impressive 10ft face slide on the asphalt instead. I'd score this a 9.9 for total effort - LOL!

He's blatantly only washing them because someone is pointing a camera at him. Chameleons are like people: if nobody is watching there's no way they're gonna waste time washing their hands.