Dark Knight Rises: Total Spoilage

If you haven't seen the Dark Knight Rises and don't want it totally spoiled for you, then look away now. This is an animated synopsis of everything that happens, without any of the filler or the silly affected voices.

Why else would you learn a musical instrument? Why does anybody do anything? To attract the opposite sex, that's why. You may have painful fingers by the end of all that playing around, but it would've been worth it.

Some people are just born to fail - First the poor guy crashes, then he gets run over. OUCH!!

Well, the world would be less poluted... but it would take a LOT longer to travel.. - LOL

How many Oreo cookies have to die Oreo cookies plus milk plus way too much free time equals this—but how many Oreos must die before this man's thirst for tricksy rebounds is sated?

He could've at least dressed up in a Zelda costume, but other than that minor disappointment, this is pretty good. But it does beg the tragic question: How many wine glasses were harmed in the making of this?

MTV Cribs usually features a tour around a luxurious pad. But not this time a soldier fighting in Helmand Province takes us around his crib—it’s got great views, a 30mm cannon on his ride, and the dirty ground for a bed.

Are you a half full, or totally empty kinda giu? It looks like the water park isn't quite open for business yet. They're still in the process of filling the pools with complete idiots. WTF!?!

Gordon F#CKING RAMSAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!! If you’ve just gone back to work and you feel a bit angry at the world for ruining your festive slumber, then why not take a leaf out of Mr Angry’s book?

I only have one question after seeing Benedikt Magnusson's incredible feat: can you help me move my couch this weekend?

Lais Ribeiro is her name and inspiring innumerable teenage hormone turmoil is her game. No granny bloomers here, just cute cotton panties worn by a woman who's pertness is enough to make a grown man cry.