Chris P Bacon

This shot of sickening cuteness has me a little conflicted. I'm not sure if i want a bacon sandwich or a pet pig. Maybe I'll get both and when the pig gets a bit too big for his K'nex prosthetic I'll have me another sammich!

This weatherman is straight up BUGGIN! - LOL

There is nothing more satisfying than seeing a bully get whats coming to them. This bozo thinks it's a good idea to pick on the little guy but doesn't realise he's a secret ninja.

This poor croc is experiencing some severe racial discrimination - Honestly, this walking handbag has every right to feel a little offended. He can't walk around any of the nicer neighborhoods without this happening!

If you're gonna FAIL it's probably not a good idea to do it with an 82mm mortar, but then again you're not the Russian gun dude with nerves of cool. He barely shows that he came close to becoming a million tiny little pieces.

You might think it's Sub-Zero's spine ripping one, Jax's arm removal or Reptile's head devouring. You'd be wrong. There is one move that is far, far more brutal than all of these. Check it out.

Instead of the bleeps and blips you're used to hearing when playing Mario or whatever, this puts in some music that makes much more sense with what's taking place up there on the screen.

This is what happens when you ask a little girl about monsters.. LOL

Zero degrees is both the temperature required to create the snow for this stunt and what this guy will probably leave college with.

Flour in the dryer.. Hilarious. Dude crying afterwards? Not so funny - LOL

James Brown, fresh from allegations of beating his missus with a lead pipe and unloading a firearm at her as she fled in a car has obviously turned to drugs to solve his issues. He's the hardest snorting man in show-business.