Bottle Opening

Just a gentle reminder that beer bottles can be opened with pretty much anything. An iPod, a slice of pizza, a nailgun, another bottle of beer and even your own bare forearm (presumably twist of caps only).

A power lifter attempts to bench press roughly 700lbs but his hand slips off the bar and breaks his chest bone.

Benedict Cumberbatch is a man of many talents, not only is he Sherlock Holmes and Julian Assange, but he can do a mean Chewbacca too - what a class act he is.

I'd rather bury my face in his dog's tits, personally. It's not trying quite so hard and has three times as many nips. Nah, she's alright really. I bet you any money this ad was paid for by the kid in it.

Ever been on a cruise ship before? It's enough to make you want to swear. It's got everything you could possibly want and more, but it's full of crumbly old folk. playing shuffleboard and peeing in the pool.

Nothing shows your girlfriend you're unafraid of commitment like spending all day corralling cockraoches into a heart-shaped candy box.

Forget just giving a polite, simple hand gesture when you meet someone - Take the time to show you really care with a 20-second handshake, who knows, you'll be definitely picking up all the germs they have on their hand!

Ah yes, “fucking magnets, how do they work?”—a line made famous by Insane Clown Posse’s track Miracles - It’s something to do with energy-related vectors and shit. Just watch the damn video.

A couple of tantrums and the soccer genius gets his own TV show !

These tourists tease Alligators into the air. Getting a ticket for this swamp ride is like buying a lottery ticket because seeing an Alligator actually bite someone rarely happens, but when it does everyone wins!

Carefully placed bottles + Race Car = Mario Jam!! -COOL