Bird Poops In Reporter's Mouth

The reporter was making an argument against the local finches, and one finch's rebuttal dripped right in the reporter's mouth.

The Romanians claim to have trumped last June’s release of 11,000 floating paper lanterns in Poland with 12,740 of their own on Saturday. But who cares whether they made it into the Guinness Book? We’ll take it.

Now, why would any girl have a pole like that in their room? Exercise purposes? Possibly, more likely it's to entertain the lucky ones who get invited back to her abode. And what entertainment that would be.

The world has become so accustomed to being able to see the world at the touch of a button, SP sees the need to poke fun at it.. - LOL

You can only imagine who she's entertained in her bedroom with that pole, that's what I imagine anyway. I can while away hours, even days, at a time pondering such things. It keeps me entertained :)

Well, what more could you possibly want from a video, than kittens fighting each other with lightsabers. It's got cuteness, it's got Star Wars, in short it's totally f*cking awesome.....The catnip is strong in this one...

This trolldad has four little kids - he seems to wear a Batman mask all day, trolling his family and filming it all so he can upload it to Vine for the megalolz—they call him... BatDad! And he is the most hilarious dad ever.

Got a fussy pop-star coming over for dinner? Can't risk mixing up the skittles or M&Ms? Get yourself one of these and you'll never have to hand sort a bag of multicolored candies ever again! WOOYAY.

Toast might not sound like something you'd need a video totorial to help you to cook, but this is no ordinary round of toast. It's jammy toast, then taco toast, then English toast, then fake nutella toast. Serious business.

When these guys saw that shoal of fish all around them they must have known something bad might be about to happen. I bet their shorts were full of something other than water when they got out.

If only life was just like a video-game, huh? Paintball mode on! Donkey Kong Big head mode on! But it's always easier for someone to pull off a headshot with DK mode, so be careful with that one. But otherwise, shoot away.