Why New Macbooks Needs New Chargers

In this humorous Apple parody by College Humor, Apple's Senior VP of Design Jony Ive and CEO Tim Cook explain why they change the Macbook charging ports so effing often. The dicks.

There's almost nothing more enjoyable than a good old belly laugh !!

If you want to hire someone you can run over, throw off a building and generally beat the living crap out of, you could do worse than calling this guy. Here's a preview of what you can do to him if you hire him.

A chick does a psychic drawing of her guest on live TV and it looks like she had something else on her mind besides the guys face.

Don’t panic, there were no cats hurt by lasers during the filming of this video – They were set to ’stun’! They suffer from something called Myotonia Congenita where the sufferer faints without warning.

Just more evidence that cats are total dicks. A montage of cats doing what they do best. A compilation of dick move after dick move after dick move, all being perpetrated by our feline friends. Golden.

Thanks to the cat's introduction of a force field, this is now the most one-sided fight since Ellin vs Tiger Woods (allegedly).

I know what you're thinking; "But how does he hold the bat?". Well, sorry to disappoint, but he doesn't. If game had an umpire I think the cat would receive and instant DQ, but that doesn't mean it's not super cute to watch.

Your trying to look hot and sexy and then you fall on your freshly orange tanned ass and look like a total donkey. Mission accomplished.

No matter what you think of Jessie J’s music, you can’t deny she’s got talent. And by talent I mean the ability to sing with her mouth closed, which is surely the greatest accomplishment she’s ever achieved?

This turtle is doing it all wrong. The female is supposed to be the one saying "Wow."