Turtle Says "Wow" While Mating

This turtle is doing it all wrong. The female is supposed to be the one saying "Wow."

I assume that's what Ernie Anastos, the real-life Ron Burgundy, was trying to say. But, it comes out very wrong. The female co-anchor's reaction is priceless.

Not only does your buddy have to get a tetanus shot, you get to brag to your friends about how you nailed him. Well done.

We all know what a train going through a tunnel symbolises, but with this guy the symbolism is actual — just the mere sight of a train sends him into fits of pleasure. Or maybe he’s just a freak.

LOL! Chipmunk-man Gregg Wallace and Australian Droppy John Torode love a bit of in your end-o. What with food being closely related to the sexy-time there’s plenty of opportunity for a bit of nudge-nudge-wink-wink.

Forget green vegetable salads they are for chicks and poofs. If you're a real man then you'll make yourself one of these, a pure meat salad. And once you have all the ingredients in one bowl you f*cking toss that salad!!!

Come on dude, you can't expect to go rushing into things with a pure young Ladie such as this - she may need some time... NOT!!

I LOVE this, the build-up is soo perfect, you know it's coming, you know it's gonna be bad, but MY GOD, when it comes, it never stops! Spewing on a roller coaster is a pretty nasty thing to do!

Looks like he's bitten off way more than he can chew. Considering how badly this goes, do you think he practiced this ever before? Well he has certainly got me psyched on martial arts so I'd better be off down to the Dojo......

This big cat has blown his chance so spectacularly that even a nearby squirrel was forced to drop his meal and walk off in disgust. At least the cat will have something that he can have a nibble on...

Sure, it’s a simple concept & the humor is base, but you’re guaranteed to lol at some point in this video. And it also takes some great skills to remove the head of an actress without disrupting the scene too much.