Keep Plucking that Chicken News Fail

I assume that's what Ernie Anastos, the real-life Ron Burgundy, was trying to say. But, it comes out very wrong. The female co-anchor's reaction is priceless.

The worlds most awesome taxidermy specialist has released his first music video. Chuck Testa, we salute you and all the fuzzy little animals that you've filled with sand.

With a booty like that I'm surprised this car hasn't gone into light speed. But what a sight for saw eyes this is.

Forget chasing the post dude, today's modern dog has it's sights set on much bigger victims! This is what happens when dog trainers start keeping it hood!

This guy blows a jump and sends his Kia crashing down a hill. I wonder if he knows there are easier ways to let your parents know that you really didn't want a Kia.

Now this is taking a bit of summer time fun to the next level. Rope swing to 60 ft quadruple back flip into water. The amount of things that could go wrong here are countless. Mike Wilson proves that he is a god amongst lesser mortals!

I had to watch this one a few times to really examine the techniques involved. I just wonder if I'll still be able to do it without having the boobs to counterweight me.

It starts out looking a little hokey, but by the end of it I was totally ready to buy the laserman T-Shirt. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY! It will come as no surprise that this guy works for Disney. Awesome stuff.

This is probably the happiest you will ever see someone get for breaking their hand.

You would think four weeks of practice leading up to this track meet would be enough time for these last two girls to realize this just isn't their sport. But where's the fun in that!?

What the HELL did this chick eat for lunch??? Whatever it was it's silent and most definitely violent - WOW! We can confidently tell her the burning sensation goes away quickly, but the reputation lasts a while - OWNED!