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It's a smart idea to always have some food with you in case you find yourself miles from anywhere and feel a little peckish. Make sure you wrap it up to keep it fresh, or better still, make sure it's still alive. Nom.

I'm so jealous, think how awesome it would be to have a sweet goat buddy like that?! But it looks pretty fake to me, unless the goat has it's legs tied together?

The trouble with being 'man's best friend' is that you also become 'man's young daughter's best friend' and have to do stuff that was definitely NOT on the pet manifest. The shame.

Because nothing helps to get rid of a headache like a meat truncheon enthusiastically jabbing bruises into your thighs and back.

Some kids will go to any lengths to get their parent's attention, sometimes it goes waay too far - "Will you give me attention now? What about now, am I interesting yet?"

If you pass out first then you're putting yourself in a dangerous position. You know no matter how many times your buddies stack you full of crap, they're never going to tire of it. None of you will ever learn, will you?

Adapted from the play of the same name, it's a wonderful film and arguably the best thing that Sarah Jessica Parker has ever been in, except maybe Sex And The City 3; Rise Of The Menopause.

It might take you a second or two to spot him, but that noselessness is unmistakable. It's "He who shall not be named, chilaxing in the sun.

If you hadn't heard, Disney have just bought Lucasfilm and are planning a seventh Star Wars Film. Mickey Mouse might not be the best person to do this, but he can't be any worse than George Lucas...

OK, so you don't have a YouTube or Google account (why not?) but you want to watch an adult-themed video on YouTube. Instead of just signing up for one (that would be too easy), try this handy hack instead.