Venom Face Paint

When your girl asks whether her makeup looks okay, you say yes. If her face looks like this and she asks, you say yes. It's a hard and fast rule.

Giraffic, jurassic. Get it? Oh never mind. Made me laugh pretty hard when I saw it. TBH it'd still be a scary film. You ever seen giraffes fighting?

If might sounds a bit unusual in terms of make-up etiquette, but on the upside she smells good enough to eat. Someone get me a spoon, quick.

Just like there is no need to hide the fact that you are gay, who needs to be modest about playing some of the biggest roles in film history?

Ever wondered what Wolverine or the Hulk might look like if Picasso had taken an interest in comic books? It's a perfectly valid thing to contemplate, and this artist has done more than that, he's gone and drawn them.

Because it's an iceberg lettuce. Get it? Iceberg. Titanic? Well it made me laugh...

Some people just shouldn't be allowed on Facebook. Some people shouldn't even be allowed out of the basement for that matter. Actually, now i'm on a roll....SOME people shouldn't be let out of the womb!

It's good to know in a time of crisis that you always have a government service looking for your back, a group of people who will stop at nothing to bring criminals to justice. Scarlett Johanssen must be relieved!?

If you ever thought that the food at the Golden Arches tasted like sh#t then you are probably right. Looks like they are using prime ingredients. One look at this sign and you will never eat there again!

You know this fails on SO many levels, i mean everyone knows that when you take drugs you talk the same old sh#t and woe betide anyone who tries to introduce new sh#t into the mix. No wonder her friends are blanking her!

Gone are those innocent days when all you needed was a piece of string and some tin cans. Now it's all about blogging while taking a dump, and emailing your boss while sleeping.