Giraffic Park

Giraffic, jurassic. Get it? Oh never mind. Made me laugh pretty hard when I saw it. TBH it'd still be a scary film. You ever seen giraffes fighting?

So you feeling hungry then? We can sort that for you with a tasty Chineese egg - In Dongyang City, locals eat the seasonal "virgin egg" boiled in the urine of virgin boys - OM NOM UGGH!

I'm really not sure what's going on here, i mean, it looks like the trainer has brought him his favourite pudding and everything? There's no pleasing some animals!

Some would say a deformity.. Others would say a blessing.

It's the war of the wizards and time to sharpen those wands & staffs! It's anyones guess who will win but never forget, plus, after Gandalf leaves the world of the Hobbits and elves, he becomes Mag-feckin-neto!

A novel idea for a tattoo and kind of a cool one until you consider the fact that when this stops being cool in about 30 seconds time, he can't remove it and has to look like Mork for the rest of his life.

If she wasn't already famous you can guarantee that some bloke would be making a documentary about the African children she stole a decade ago and how clicking 'like' on facebook makes you an activist.

If you're anything like me you probably think that religious artwork could be massively improved with a few Family Guy references throw in there. Guess what. POW. Family Guy Jesus lolz. Enjoy.

A drink pouring device. Of course it is. Two in a pack, nestled up lovingly against one another purely by accident. Whatever you say, pal.

He should have stuck to chasing the Vagenas instead, then he might have had a better chance!

If you thought the little dead twins from The Shining were petrifying, you ain't seen nothing yet. What if they looked like Spongebob Squarepants? *shudder*