Van Damme Quotes

Van Damme might have come across as a cocky showoff with an intellect that's less substantial than his lycra leggins, but in reality, he's a pretty deep guy. Turns out he's fascinated by oxygen. LOL!

I bet you were thinking i was talking about funbags, you did, didn't you? Well, you were olnly half-right, this is the ultimate double damsel delight, yep, twins! Just imagine it - PERFECTION!

Back in the fifties before they had photoshop they used to use paint. Not MSPaint, actual paint. Crazy huh? Still, it beats the alternative - a realistic depiction of female beauty in the media. That'd be terrible.

It's one of the most pleasurable pastimes on the whole planet, it's free, you can do it as many times as you want (with the victim's consent) and it will always leave you with an enormous......smile :)

Houston, we have a problem! Lady Gaga is down by the pool in her bikini and there's not a weiner to be seen, maybe the 'she' isn't a 'he' after all? Thank god for itsy-bitsy teeny-weeny Laday Gaga lepoard-print bikinis!

The wife, her indoors, the trouble & strife, the ball & chain, your significant other, your better half, your other half, the little lady, the boss, the missus. Anyway I'm off for some beers, make sure dinner's ready when I get back.

These photos might just be a one-off & she could have had them taken for a laugh - However, by whatever fate or design, they found their way to the internet & for that reason alone i know there IS a god !

You can never have too much of a good thing when it comes to chicks, it might be true two's company, but three's a number i want to surround myself with if ever i get the chance coz all good things come in threes' :)

A picture paints a thousand words and that's definitely true if it just happens to be snapped at precisely the right (or wrong, depending on how you view it) moment to make the image as memorable as it could possibly be! Enjoy.

Japan. It's the land of the rising sun, tsunamis, nuclear power plant meltdowns, fallout and of course a culture that, well, is different than anywhere else on the planet, if you want to experience the surreal then this is the place to live. Cool.

A collection of girls doing weird things. Every single image will make you be all like "Wow, she's hawt, but why is she wearing a panda suit and trying to deep throat a stack of plastic cups" - Yup, the opposite sex are pretty weird.