Twilight Bores Man To Death!

Well it now official. The new Twilight movie has been proven capable of boring men to death. Apparently this phenomenon only effect men, so you old cougars out there are free to go drool over your little heart-throb teens!

The babes of Charmed looking very nice indeed, Holly Marie Combs, Alyssa Milano, and Rose McGowan - HUBBA HUBBA!

My beautiful eyes!! Don't stare at it too long or you'll get sucked into the vortex of madness and never return. Having said that, can you complete the maze in under 30 seconds?

It's great to include your children in your healthy outdoor pursuits, being at one with the wilderness and traversing large rock formations. However, it's best not to play some 'throw & catch' with junior in these conditions - WTF!?!

Get ready to vomit cuteness all over your monitor with the accompanying sound of "AWwwwwwwww!" - For something SO evil & vicious they sure make you go all weak at the knees!

Even before the night begins in full, make sure you've got your gameplan for the evening's entertainment completely sorted and your ultimate hopes fully fleshed out.

I certainly hope they were practicing safe sex!

I'm so jealous, think how awesome it would be to have a sweet goat buddy like that?! But it looks pretty fake to me, unless the goat has it's legs tied together?

Now this is something that, depending on your feelings towards her, could yield some very interesting answers. Ladies: For the future, always to ask 'what' is actually over before responding.

This has the vague whiff of racism about it but I can't put my finger on the precise moment or sentiment. Still, It's Abe Lincoln choking out Kanye, so even if it IS racist, it's the kinda racism we can all enjoy.

There's some great advice right there..