Best Parents EVER!

It's great to include your children in your healthy outdoor pursuits, being at one with the wilderness and traversing large rock formations. However, it's best not to play some 'throw & catch' with junior in these conditions - WTF!?!

If you've ever had to suffer through a game of soccer you will probably know the feeling. Don't even think about going to get a drink because the minute you do, the only goal of the game will be scored.

Ok, so this dude(?) is starting to outgrow his size 6 boots and i'm guessing is pissing most of the male teneage population. If you're jealous of this 17 year old tween pop star please take a ticket & join the queue.

There are so many logical fallacies and gaping plotholes that I really couldn't enjoy the Bible. I even tried the version with the unicorns in it and that was balls too. Try harder next time, God.

Although I generally agree with her statement, I am a little confused as to the "Diet" part. What constitutes the diet version?

If there's one thing that kids these days get enthused about it's ice cream. Well, ice cream, looting and terrible music (in that order). I reckon this little one is listening to bieber while eating her looted ice cream...

This guy seems to have hit the nail on the head. Whatever it is you're doing, you can romanticize it by adding a little bit of candlelight. Maybe also rose petals.

Guess what's on special tonight!? Don't get your hopes up though, this is probably the most depressing bar in the northern hemisphere. Nothing is on special. You are not special, in fact, we hate you. Get out, you're barred.

Will you look at these two. Prime specimens, and look at the portrait they've decided to have taken. This defines class, if your mom's a sewer rat. You are now free to dry retch and scrub your eyes with bleach.

No need for explainations, kitty. We all know that Ernie is a power-bottom and if you got the chance to get with a celebrity, wouldn't you take it?

Be warned, the art of correcting other people's spelling and grammar can have devastating effects on your love-life. This is how Grammar Nazism turns into forever alone-ism.