Trainspotter Nearly Creamed By Train

A British train enthusiast focuses on the 2:30 to Bristol and nearly ends up catching the 2:35 to the After Life. Proving i guess that some people (idiots?) would literally die for their passion!

Well, what the hell did they think was going to happen? Maybe he just shouldn’t put a highly flammable liquid on a fire and expect it to not go crazy. Maybe.

This poor dude gets dropped with a direct hit to the balls. Now I know this hurts but I am not sure I could ever be in enough pain that it would be ok for my trainer to massage it to make it feel better.

This little guy is the reason burglars are named after cats. He has been successfully sneaking into peoples houses opening doors for years. It's just a matter of time before they take over the planet!

Worried about fossil fuels damaging the environment and the rapidly diminishing oil reserves? Never fear, because Syria has the answer. Before long we will all be running on the power of piezo ignitions and trolling.

The shocking news that Vanilla cheated on Shovel Face hit us all hard but it seems that Will Ferrel is taking even harder than most. It's rare to see true love like this so when it goes sour it's like, super sad, yeah?

If he has one flaw its parallel parking. If he has two, it's parallel parking and stairs. If he has three, then it's 'what the hell is he doing out in a condition like this in the first place!?'

“Cwmbran is a new town in Wales within the historic boundaries of Monmouthshire, means “valley of the crow”. It is twinned with Bruchsal, Germany and Carbonne, France.” Basically it’s more street than concrete.

Elmo gets set on fire.. and loves it! LOL

It's like the three wolf moon t-shirt come to life, except replace one wolf with an iPad, let's say the other wolf got eaten by a Snorlax and the moon was shot from the sky by the howling cries of a wolf beast on crack.

Jeff Daniels mixes liberal sentiment with misty eyed conservative nostalgia while explaining why America sucks. This show will be the talk of the watercoolers. To be honest though I preferred him in Dumb and Dumber.