Drunk Guy Parking Fail

If he has one flaw its parallel parking. If he has two, it's parallel parking and stairs. If he has three, then it's 'what the hell is he doing out in a condition like this in the first place!?'

Russian singer Philipp Kirkorov smacks a woman in the face after receiving flowers from several other women in the audience. She must not have read the fine print on the ticket: Gifts or KTFO.

These kids perform an amazing mix of dancing and martial arts. Do not challenge these kids to a dance battle. Either they will win, or they will kick your butt and count it as a win anyway.

Straight from Argentina, this hot bendy chick makes me think of only one word, 'FAP'...or is it "OUCH!"

This is the Blue Angels show in St. Louis, MO on May 4—the Blue Angels are the United States Navy Flight Demonstration Squadron and also represent the US Marine Corps and they're totally badass.

This is a hilarious prank to pull, but only if you’re not a passenger in the plane, otherwise it’s the worst prank ever.

And he'll do just about anything to ensure that you do. He'd prefer you vote for Obama, but the really important thing is there you get in there and vote. I'm going to vote for Ron Paul, whether he's running or not.

Meat Loaf would do anything for love but he certainly wont do anymore bad food from the missus !

I suppose he does deserve some sort of credit for lighting his fart, I just don't think he planned on igniting everything else in the process. How do you explain this one away?

You may think the answer to this one is obvious, but it’s a red herring, so why it is we feel the need to lock lips? If nothing else you’ll learn that the scientific name for studying kissing is “philematology”.

It must have been built by the devil himself for his own private pleasure because to the naked eye it's all but invisible. Laying in wait for it next victim to walk by. And that's when it strikes.