Thx Mom!

Need a picture of your butt and just can't quite get the right angle in the mirror, no problem. Just shout her name and she will come to save the day in taking a salacious Facebook profile picture. Mom's are awesome!

He's cooler than a cucumber in a freezer and has a meeow that chicks go wild for. Forget Jim Morrison, this is the cat we all want to be like when we grow up!

Vampires age SO well. He doesn't look a day over seventeen to me! Maybe soon he'll finally get himself a piece, but just remember Edward, lay off of those love-bites!

Sometimes desperate times call for desperate measures. Behold the fabled Bred Helmet. "I am wearing a helmet made of bread. Your argument is invalid." Gimli the dwarf meets Subway.

For a female, there's nothing worse than the moment that you turn up at a party only to see someone in the same dress. For a man in the same situation it really doesn't seem to apply!?

It's a nation of motor vehicles and cruising in comfort, but when you can't find your elbow anymore you know it's time for some radical measures, or it's game over!

Whatever your career job there is no way you will attain such on-the-job satisfaction as this dude. As soon as this dude retires I'm getting an application sent through right away!

So you're driving along and you need some service, not your car, you. What's that up ahead? Looks like it's a self-service station for guys. Wouldn't want sloppy seconds though.

Perhaps if Twilight were to approach some of the players for possible roles in future movies, they might pick up more of a male following as well!

Something tells me this is how Clyde started out when he was young, back in the days before Right Turn made him popular.

This girl starts out looking hot and then the face dysmorphia sets in and she turns aquatic. Why o why would she do such a thing? What next, is she going to grow gills and go live under the sea?