Thief

For me, if you like in a neighborhood where you need a double barrel shotgun just to stop your television from walking out of the front door, maybe you should save the money on shells and just move somewhere nicer?

So you've already seen the single largest firework on gods green earth, now it's time to check on the noisiest and brightest fireworks display ever. No idea how much this cost but turning night into day isn't cheap...

This guy's got some skills! He can catch a hacky sack without looking.. in his ass. - LOL

Sometimes you do things that you will ALWAYS regret - He won't be trying this again.. OUCH

He might look like a fearsome predator, but this reptile is so soft that he can barely even win a battle against a pre-peeled grape. It's kinda disappointing, but in a highly amusing way.

What we can take away from this awesome Romanian ad for car insurance is that Romanian women are definitely built better than Romanian cars.

For strange sounds emanating from women's mouths, curling is the new tennis, because that level of strategy and precision requires you to make weird noises, it's just how it is.

A time lapse video of some awesome retro-themed super mario street art being created. As if creating a badass picture of mario with chalks wasn't hard enough this guy does it on the floor while correcting for perspective.

In Wales, UK they like to get incredibly drunk, so drunk that they can't even ride their bike home after heading out to the local taverna for a few light ales after a hard day's graft—face meet floor.

Your mission kitty, should you choose accept it, is to retrieve the toy intentionally tossed on the curtain rod by your human, and thus wow YouTube with your feline finesse.

When he pulled off that twisting triple Fishtits and then invert to Horizontal Pee-stain I nearly lost it. But then he topped it all off with a Rocketknees McGillenkurk and I couldn't handle myself. I stand knee-deep in man goo.