The Purity Bear

Two fully grown consenting adults on a dinner date. Should they continue the evening behind closed doors? Not according to the purity bear. Not unless you want depression, failure and all kinds of STDs.

Sushi chefs fighting sea monsters. It’s a crazy idea, but at least it has originality which is rare in Hollywood. It might look a little like one of those ridiculous SyFy flicks, but that doesn’t mean it wont be wildly entertaining.

Do NOT fall asleep at Mike E. Winfield's comedy show or he'll get at least 20 straight minutes of comedy out of your sleepin' ass. To be fair, Ruben deserves most of the credit for this video. He is a true comedy genius.

Another hauntingly briliant Disney Pixar mashup from that guy who brought you the equally amazing Upular. If you haven’t heard of Nick Bertke AKA Pogo, you’re in for a treat.

The one thing that all comedians dread is the heckler who is funnier than they are. Having the crowd on your side is everything. Luckily for this guy he manages to pull an awesome come-back out of the bag. BOOM. Headshot.

Twice as rad as inlet surfing, and still half as radical as real surfing. OMG

You might not expect it but this old Russian dude can throw down on the slalom cones. He's probably listening to some grimy drum and bass on his walkman too. Something that could turn Hari Krishna into a badboy.

If you look past the camera angles and all the cinematography, his wrists do look awfully limp while he's chasing down a perp. I'd be willing to wager he even knows how to play hopscotch and sells cookies door to door...

If you’re going to get addicted to something, rather than something horrible like that drug that makes you eat homeless people’s faces, why not get addicted to this Pogo remix instead.

It appears that he was headed back to the rack with the other dumbbells. PTFO!

Who says a basketball isn't a deadly weapon? To be honest this could be the best movie death of all time. It's so realistic and if I'm not mistake that is Ma Fratelli from the goonies too.