DON'T SLEEP At The Comedy Show!

Do NOT fall asleep at Mike E. Winfield's comedy show or he'll get at least 20 straight minutes of comedy out of your sleepin' ass. To be fair, Ruben deserves most of the credit for this video. He is a true comedy genius.

If you thought the hand fart was just for causing ripples of laughter in a crowd, you'd be wrong. This guy makes it musical with a rendition of Simon & Garfunkel's Sound Of Silence. Kinda ironic choice of song.

If you were wondering what kind of retarded butt goblin would play this steaming pile of motion controlled bullcrap, here's your answer. The Man who made the Kessel run in under 12 parsecs.

During the Queens Day parade in the Netherlands, an unhinged driver slams through the crowd and slams into a monument. Watch how quickly the guy on the bike jumps out of the cars path six seconds into the video.

You can't beat a good fight with the boss at the end of a movie, and Bollywood doesn't disappoint here. All movies should end like this. They almost make high heels on guys look cool. Almost.

A very ticked-off elephant crashes into a crowd at a temple, injuring several people. He was either startled by the crowd noise and lights or someone opened a bag of peanuts when they shouldn't have.

By the time the owner realizes whats going on his car is already gone - This guy is FAST!!!

All we can say is when this babe want's to show some love, it comes through loud and clear. Mega-Babe!

This is why he was elected for a second term.. he makes us laugh. LOL

It starts out looking a little hokey, but by the end of it I was totally ready to buy the laserman T-Shirt. SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY! It will come as no surprise that this guy works for Disney. Awesome stuff.

All that stands between you and an epic fantasy quest is a few scratch and sniff game cards and a phone number. Would you be able to find the dragon rose and cure your affliction or would your dad’s toots prove too much?