The Latest Apple Products!

People are lined up to buy these awesome new Apple products! They all make a lot more sense to me than the Apple iPad!

Being a good parent isn't always something that comes naturally (or at all?). Sometimes you get it right and other times you take sexy pics of yourself with a puzzled toddler waddling around in the background.

If there is something else you'd feel comfortable with your girlfriend purring her hands all over besides you it'd have to be your guitar, two of the dearest things in your life that you love to cherish together. It's a perfect synergy.

Life goes by pretty fast, and if you don't stop and look around once in a while you may miss it! Who said that? That's right it was Ferris and not this epically lazy dude who missed everything!

It's nice to have a different view of the one we are usually used to. Well instead of looking up to them we can now gaze down as they lay drunk in the gutter - Cheers!

Japan is the future and parts of it are stranger than a lot of science fiction. Where the men are schoolgirls, the schoolgirls are pillows and the women are being probed by tentacle monsters. It really is my kinda place.

Trust good old Mother Nature to cum up with millions of years of evolution to produce some of the most beautiful natural monuments the planet has ever seen - I would gladly plant a flag on ALL of them :)

You know you have achieved advertising in it's purest form when copy is no longer necessary to promote the brand product that you are working on. There are some epic campaigns that words cannot describe.

So here it is, the day of the week that feels like your human reset button has been engaged and life returns to, well, exactly the same as it did last week. That only leaves you 7 days to f#ck it all up again. Meanwhile, here are some pics.

What if Marvel Superheroes sold out to corporate sponsors? Well, aside from Wolverine making enough dough to coat his adamantium skeleton in a blinging diamonds, they would probably all look like this...

You will NEVER regret spending a day marveling at God's wonderful creations, the cool water on your body, the soft sand beneath your feet AND the overload of beautiful beach babe butt in your face - DAYUM!