The Floor Is Lava Lvl: Extreme

Do you remember that game you used to play when you were a kid and you had to get around the house without touching the red-hot lava floor? Looks like some chicks still play it when they grow up.

And aren't women the ones who always yell at men for calling them breasts when there is only one breast!?

The longer you stare at him, the happier he looks. There's no way I could be as happy as this little guy without taking an obscene and frankly dangerous quantity of illegal narcotics.

It's an age-old problem, you are carrying your young 'un and feeling the heat, thinking if only you had some way to cool down? And then, as if by magic, your prayers are answered and all is good with the world again. Kind of.

One of the music-world's most enduring images has always been shrouded in mystery, WHO was holding the fishing rod with the $$$ bait? Why it took so long for the internet to make this image I don't know.

Well, this cat took it a little too far..

The really sad part is that I could guess who this is, but I'd only have a 1 in 4 chance of being right as I have no idea who it is. I do however know all the turtles...

Ah.. a nice warm spot to breast - I mean rest..-LOL

Forget hanging around on the interwebs to wait for that cute girl you secretly long for to post something just so you can 'Like' it! It's time to go off-line and experience Facebook in the real world :)

There's just something about the arrogance it takes to wear a tee shirt like this that makes you want to rebel against the assumption that it's owner is hot. She is, but that doesn't mean she deserves the satisfaction!

When you find yourself in any kind of personal crisis, moral or otherwise, you should always ask yourself, "What would Don Draper do?" Then consult this handy infographic and follow it to the necessary conclusion.