Telling It Like It Is

Yep, i'm sure we all feel secretly scared about getting old, but wait, it has some serious advantages. The greatest thing about being old is being able to say exactly whatever the hell you like.

I'm not sure exactly what the heck this thing is, but I'd surely poop a brick if I ever caught one! Then, after i had recovered and cleaned myself up I'd dump him in the public pool!

With recent events gun laws have come into question. Once Barack is done amending them he can try and get Brie legalised again? Perhaps?

That bench should REALLY be leanin' and rockin' wit it.

Now why would you go and do something like this to a perfectly good face to begin with. Her mouth has grown into a wobbly pink beak, now she's more suited to a pond than the pavement. Major fail.

There's some great advice right there..

A true Pokemon master is ALWAYS playing, always in the zone and refuses to relax his grip on the tounament whatever the temptation. Oh yeah, because of this he's still probably a virgin too!

Well, that shoots THAT idea out of the sky..

This would have made Dark Knight Rises a completely different movie. I somehow doubt Bruce Wayne would mind being beaten silly by this version of Bane. In fact, he'd probably enjoy it. i know I would.

Is it cold in here or is it just me? Do you ever get the feeling that the temperature just dropped and you need a visual reference to verify it? I can't stop staring... Her eyes are just that mesmerizing!

It can be a lot of fun, but make sure you bring weapons that can repel the evil might of the pancake demons. They WILL come for you and they WILL try to suck your soul out through your kneecaps.