Tattoo Revenge

If your bf is a tattoo artist, NEVER cheat on him! So, if your girlfriend's been cheating on you? Don't go crazy. Make sure she's happy to let you give her a sh#t tattoo...(and sign a consent form)

Now we know beyond a reasonable doubt that God does not exist! Thank you Rule 34 for clarifying that for us.

Try and not read this in the voice of Sean Connery and you win. Not sure what, but you win because when you read what it says, you're totally going to read it in Shan Connery's vhoicsh.

I certainly hope they were practicing safe sex!

If you thought that the opposite sex were very easy to figure out then you couldn't have been more wrong - They are so complex that even mathematics has a hard time equating them :(

1,000 men is nothing. Let's see you get that number up to something a little more respectable! Sometimes advertising can give off the wrong message.

It doesn't matter how big or small the fish is, the first one you catch always makes you feel like this. You feel like an angling god. Even if you just caught bait.

You know from the very first moment you see this cute little fella' that you 'have' to take him home and love him.... Then you read the small-print - you never go full retard!

Only joking. You look like you're breaking out in rainbow acne. Looks like a clown finished up on your face. Christ, as if doing this to yourself wasn't bad enough now you take pictures of it? Not cool. Not cool at all.

When it comes to badly shooping yourself onto the head of a stranger so it looks like you're totally dating a totally hot babe, make sure she's not a Z list celebrity. Make sure she's A list. Aim high.

Normally we have endless "How to get a girlfriend' posts, but now the tables have been turned. Ladies, if you want a man try doing this, guys just adore a portable table to rest their drinks on while driving :)