Tased At Walmart

America is a funny place. The land of the home and the free. Well guess again land of the arrested and tased!

When these guys signed up for military service, they signed up not just to protect us, but to epic fail too. As this compilation of the army shows, even the best trained amongst us can mess things up.

A guy in a Corvette attempts to overtake a car on the highway and sends both cars skidding off the road. I wonder how many "I'm sorries" he would have to say before there were no hard feelings.

Well I for one welcome our log splitting overlords. Seriously though, I don't normally pop a chubby over heavy machinery, but this monstrosity piqued my interest. Slices through wood like a hot knife through butter.

So much time and effort goes into these, just to end up a laughing stock on the internet, which is sort of an achievement in a sense—it's the only achievement these people are going to be celebrating anyway.

These four guys were in near perfect unison up until one of them smashes his nuts on the top of a parking bollard.

Literally a FOOD fight!!!-LOL

Take Pee-Wee Herman, take Andy Samberg from The Lonely Island, make them drinking buddies in a Saturday Night Live sketch, and you have something so full of win the rest of the year's going to have trouble keeping up with it.

Back when these senior citizens used to watch pr0n, it was all on shot on film reel. Now the experience is much more immersive, for some of these, whose reactions go from shock to enjoying it way too much.

Pranks ALWAYS seem better when played on a cute chick - Well, the girl who owns this room has a real surprise when she gets home.. LOL

Like Muse or hate them, you can't deny that as far as the shuffle dance goes, Mr. Bellamy is the undisputed king. Not only was it a perfect reverse circle, but his timing for the vocals was absolutely spot on.