Bobcat Log Splitter

Well I for one welcome our log splitting overlords. Seriously though, I don't normally pop a chubby over heavy machinery, but this monstrosity piqued my interest. Slices through wood like a hot knife through butter.

A guy in a Corvette attempts to overtake a car on the highway and sends both cars skidding off the road. I wonder how many "I'm sorries" he would have to say before there were no hard feelings.

Britain’s shittiest band have a proposal for what will undoubtedly be an amazing film that involves gateways to hell, pubs full of hot birds, No.1 albums and zombies. Who wouldn’t want to invest in a film like that?

There’s no doubting that computers are cool and all that, but can they ever be as all-out fun as running around screaming with a stick?

Jimmy KImmel's weekly tribute to the FCC, where they bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. This week they feature Jared Leto, Yankees manager Joe Girardi and many more. Happy lolz!

Another piece of WTFery from a incomprehensible depths of the You Tubes. If this makes any kind of sense to you then you should probably seek professional help. For the record this is my new favourite lip synch vid.

Blonde bombshell isn't a term to carelessly banded about, like genius or awesome. But Shanelle here is deserving of that word. In fact I'm going to go two further and say she's an awesome bombshell genius.

It's just a baby sock, but when the right music is playing, just about anything will scare the crap out of you. It's how those weak-ass jump-scare movies manage to give you a fright despite being about as scary as a muesli.

This lucky cop jumps out of the way of a out of control vehicle and escapes being hit by just a couple inches two days before Christmas.

If you're the kind of motorist who gets all worked up when a cyclist wheels their bike across a crosswalk or through a red light then this little beaut is really going to grind your gears.

When a knife-wielding thug tries to hold up a betting shop in London, this 75-year-old dude picks up a barstool and starts swinging. Clearly he likes playing when the odds are against him.