This Week in Unnecessary Censorship

Jimmy KImmel's weekly tribute to the FCC, where they bleep and blur things whether they need it or not. This week they feature Jared Leto, Yankees manager Joe Girardi and many more. Happy lolz!

If you have a near death experience then don't go telling your girl about it or your life could be over - WTF!?!

This dude made a wish "to get lucky tonight." He probably should've been more specific. This free throw has to be seen to be believed.

I dont know whether this cat has been taught how to do this by its owner or just figured it out on its own. Either way its a pretty damn impressive trick.

Sometimes, when you face up to your fears, you also end up facing up to the concrete instead. Somehow i reckon that this is definitely one of those times and will not be repeated anytime soon - OUCH!

Love can make you do some strange things, and tearing someone's clothing while in the heat of the moment can make people do even stranger things. Like turn incredibly violent and start punching their boyfriend around the room.

Well, this one blew my mind. How the hell did he do that? Apparently, physics just don't exist in this guys backyard. The dude could walk across the water and I don't think I wouldn't be anymore impressed.

If you're one of those people who reckon that The Hobbit looks like a great steaming pile of tedium, how about this instead? It's what would happen if it was crossbred with The Office. Genius.

Let's see Charlie Sheen try and do that, with out jizzing all over the place and making a crap tv show about it. Slight rant but you know what the deal is.

This is as good an explanation as any for why his test scores are in the basement but his class participation is through the roof.

Don't know where this bar is but I would love to hang out there for a while, so many good folks willing to help get you off the hook..