Suspicious Quotation Marks!

So what does this mean? What kind of inside code could "wash hands" be? I heard it could be something drug related, but I can't be sure.

Oh noes. Cover all young children's eyes and call the police. Seems that the exploring game doesn't pay like it used to. So Dora's going where no other children's entertainer has been before :(

Something tells me this poor pussy's 9 lives are about to run out very quickly - Awwww :(

Well, what do you see? If you see a nut and bolt and some wood, then thank God. If you see anything else, then you might want to check the pulse of the women you've been sleeping with?

Some dogs just want to watch the world burn. This one however just wants a nice glass of Chianti and a cigar the width of his own leg. Too much to ask?

There was a time when giant birds roamed the earth, flying about and stealing babies to feed to their young. Fortunately, giant though they were, they weren't resistant to a little firepower.

Especially if they tell you that keeping an elephant with irritable bowel syndrome in your basement is a swell idea. If they do I think you're legally entitled to kick them square in the balls.

It's an age-old problem, you are carrying your young 'un and feeling the heat, thinking if only you had some way to cool down? And then, as if by magic, your prayers are answered and all is good with the world again. Kind of.

Suck it 4Chan, the Beatles discovered LOLcats long before you ever existed!

Just looking at this Facebook thread, these are either some advanced trolls, winding us all up or, tragically, it's real. In which case it's time to hang up your hat and give up on humanity.

As if the great big cuddly pandas weren't daft enough, the female armour sets in the new World Of Warcraft expansion promise to be utterly ridiculous. Still, at least you'll have something to gawp at.