Striking Oil

It's not like it used to be. In the old days sitting on potential riches was a good thing, now it just makes you a target for 'freedom', 'democracy' and if you're really unlucky a bunch of fast food joints popping up...

So there's three fine looking girls to choose from. The decision on which one to go for is made a little easier by this simple observation...."NONE OF THEM FOOL!" - Always check age fist instead of limber limbs.

Another kodak moment. I guess there's something to be learned from this; don't pose next to a camel unless you want to be it's new chew toy.

Whatever your career job there is no way you will attain such on-the-job satisfaction as this dude. As soon as this dude retires I'm getting an application sent through right away!

The problem with life is the reality of a situation is always so far removed from how you imagine it. You expect fillet mignon, or at least a decent burger, but you end up with chopped liver.

Well duhh

This pup chose to foster a few bunny babes.

This dude is in for a BIG surprise any second now and it's gonna teach him a very important life lesson - NEVER wear headphones on the beach and always have a rocket backpack handy!

There's quite a bit of controversy going on right now whether or not to legalize gay marriage. If they don't like it, why do these straight people keep having gay babies?!

Finally, here's one you CAN try at home! Almost undoubtedly fake but kinda funny none the less - Ownage FTW!

A true genius is always waaay ahead of the curve & time - Go Bobby! - "Johnnny’s in the basement mixing up the lolcats…"