Soldier Stuck In Canal

We're trying to get our soldiers out of Afghanistan. It's just going to take a little more work to get some of them.

An alligator whisperer casually plucks a gator out of the water and lifts it above his head - in a scene reminiscent of Dirty Dancing. Tour guide Lance Lacrosse, 29, was recorded performing the stunt in a swamp in Louisiana.

I bet that dog hates playing Jenga as much as everyone else does. And he's probably super hungry right now.

Obviously he doesn’t come across as quite so threatening, but it does mean he’ll be able to say things like “Oh, be-haaayyy-ve” and throw in innuendos about purple lightsabers at every opportunity.

Chelsea makes luxury designer watches for adventurous, high-flying women. At the age of just 19 she went about setting up her own business, she also runs a group that supports and celebrates female stunt pilots.

These tourists tease Alligators into the air. Getting a ticket for this swamp ride is like buying a lottery ticket because seeing an Alligator actually bite someone rarely happens, but when it does everyone wins!

Those pandas really know how to grind it up, so how come they be going extinct if they making the moves like this? You'd think all the ladyeez would be clawing each other's panda eyes out to get at these fine specimens.

Whoever came up with the idea of shaving a cat to look like a lion is an evil genius. It definitely add to the bully meance he is demonstrating to this poor pussy stuck inside a small box.

Sorry, buddy, but your idiotic crash is just a little too late to qualify your truck for 'cash for clunkers.'

His real axe to grind is with Twitter. He abhors it, calling it a “state surveillance agency staffed by gullible volunteers… a Stasi for the Angry Birds generation.” Nailed it.

This bird can fly away happy in the knowledge that it has done something very productive and worthy, and no doubt its fellow birds will congratulate it suitably for such a perfect and well-placed poop.