Sneak Attack Karate Kick Fail

Although his sneak attack has failed miserably, he still retains the element of surprise. Everyone will be surprised if he can get up and walk. (Does he say "I blew it?")

This isn't so bad, so your girlfriends mom comes in her room and finds the two of you getting jiggy, that's threesome territory right there. You can bang two generations at once!

The only serious factor about this military man-love mania is shouldn't they be patrolling the base or neutralizing some enemy scumbags? Who cares though really, if their foe saw this they'd probably run away screaming!

A twenty year old woman attempts to commit suicide by laying down in front of a train and although nobody rushes to her aid until the train passes her attempt still fails.

If you think about it, it's not really hard to figure out Batman's secret identity. Wayne is the only man in Gotham with the kind of cash to splurge on all those glorious gadget that Batman has...

Nik Lewis, wide receiver with the Calgary Stampede, leaps over his oncoming defender. Those Canadians. There's nothing they won't do to gain our approval.

Wing suit proxy flights are always worth a watch, partly because they're cool, partly because they're impressive and partly because with each one there is a strong chance that the guy in the suit will fly straight into a chestnut tree.

If you were wondering why anyone would want to buy a micro car, then just take a look at these clowns (not literally clowns) driving around the centre of Amsterdam and you'll instantly see why.

It’s kinda hard to tell if this is a real car or a radio controlled toy. Either way I think i want one. It’s a 1:5th scale, 2 and a half foot long, 16 pound wooden version of a 1970 mk1 escort rally car synced to audio of the real thing.

In case you needed any more reasons to love Benedict Cumberbatch, here he is doing his Jar Jar Binks and Gollum impressions, which are so awesome he even makes Jar Jar likeable, which is quite a feat.

For those of you wearing hats with stickers on them, here is a handy guide showing you how to remove them so you don't look like such a twat. It's the hood rat equivalent of keeping Teenie Beanie Baby labels on. Grow up.