Chick Fails At Suicide Attempt

A twenty year old woman attempts to commit suicide by laying down in front of a train and although nobody rushes to her aid until the train passes her attempt still fails.

BirGirPall brings his distinct brand of digital insanity to the GTA Horse Mod in order to tell the touching tale of Poonikins the Magical Warrior Princess. Sit back, get comfy and enjoy a tale as old as time...

It's here! Whoop-de-hoo-ha! Go get them Ventura, get that furry lump of tuft that clings onto Leia. And that Lucas-looking Ewok too! Damn, but a pet detective is no match for tranquilizer darts.

Clearly, this accident was due to some serious beef between both parties involved.

You don't get to see her face, but there's plenty more to look at and keep your interest. Like her smoking hawt body that is as tight as a fish's ass or a nun's holy hole :)

Probably the most refreshingly original news report you will ever see. This guy has obviously not been fully briefed on what it is he's meant to report and as a result the report is truly memorable.

Technically he's snowboarding rather than surfing but he's wearing an L.E.D jumpsuit, he's doing it in the dark and it looks totally freaking awesome so who cares? Must be scary as hell boarding with such low visibility...

If this is an indication of how many bloopers are happening on a monthly basis, then the news industry needs to get its act together. They’re just one big collection of fail, sure it’s amusing, you’re supposed to be pros.

I know what you're thining; "THIS IS NOTHING LIKE DOA". I'm thinking it too. There's a lack of jiggling and these women are wearing far too much, but you can't deny that they're pretty damn good at the sport.

One of the natural wonders of the world and the globe's highest waterfall at an astonishing 3,212 ft.(979 meters) it's 20 times taller than Niagra falls. I bet you could really hock a lougie on someone from the top...

The poor owner sprayed for termites, refurbished his store's interior, but he forgot to buy 'fat guy on the roof' insurance.