Skynet: It Begins

Skynet all started with a robotic hand. Before they knew what was going on the computers rose up and bitchslapped humanity. I'm not saying that's going to happen, but I will say that I'm buying lots of tinned food...

Sometimes you just have to go for it, sometimes definitely NOT! The initial jump is seriously huge and then he takes it HARD to the family jewels. How he managed to walk away from this I'll never know.

In case you're wondering what the song is, it's Thy Art Is Murder - Whore To A Chainsaw. You're probably kicking yourself now, right? That was on the tip of your tongue. The drumming cat prolly just made your mind go blank.

When these guys signed up for military service, they signed up not just to protect us, but to epic fail too. As this compilation of the army shows, even the best trained amongst us can mess things up.

I know managers like to skirt round the issues when things don't go their way but this is just the next level. It makes you think is this guy actually insane?

DOG commands, will you obey? Obey My DOG expert Ray Winstone is on hand to offer tips and tricks, but only true skill will reach the nail-biting conclusion. Woof puny human, WOOF!

Trolling isn't just about being rude to someone or saying something to piss them off. It's about finding a way to get under their skin that even they didn't know about. Finding their buttons and pushing them. Hard.

Back when these senior citizens used to watch pr0n, it was all on shot on film reel. Now the experience is much more immersive, for some of these, whose reactions go from shock to enjoying it way too much.

Running around the battlefield armed only with some chest paddles might sound lame but these guys make it look like the most fun you can have in a first person shooter. I know which class I'm going to be using from now on...

If you thought Go-Karting was for just for kids, you'd better think again. It's where Senna started off and if this video is anything to go by it's hella fast. If that was me I'd need to pit stop for fresh underwear.

Ever wonder what bears do when we're not looking? These images were captured with a remote wildlife camera as various species visited a "communications" or "rub" tree in Kananaskis Country. Bears are cool.