Six Million Dollar Cat

It's amazing what can be done with modern technology. If your cat has lost all it's limbs in a fight with a Roomba, don't worry. All you need is some cheap plastic Ikea furniture and Ta-Da! Now your cat is LOLZ!

Trust a panda to break with all rules of animal tradition and wander off into a playpark and ride a unicorn, in any other place this would be surreal, but on the internet it's kinda normal!

Whoa! That's pretty hazardous, however isn't it also bad to try to hold it in? And what about SBDs? Do they count? What if I pee and fart at the same time, would that counteract the danger?

What kind of heartless bastard runs this place? Dancing should always be allowed anywhere. Except, perhaps, in the middle of an emergency room.

So, you've made a decision to abstain from sexual relations with the opposite sex and you seem to be doing pretty well with it all. That was before the summer arrived and you hit the beach. You are now doomed to FAIL!

When it comes to pitting different economic classes up against the spending might of war, then you know who's going to get shot down in the dirt.

If you've got someone who just won't leave you along, even though you said it was over months ago and they keep stalking you both on and offline, then this is a fail safe way to get them to leave you the hell alone.

Without doubt and dispute the following are the biggest examples of items in their class, from burgers, chocolate, swimming pools & bewbs, if it's the biggest, it's here. Even Justin Bieber is included :)

There's three front-runners to pick from, each of them highly plowable, but you can only have one! Which one would you pick and why? It's like shag, marry, kill, but without the death and marriage.

You go girl! Be happy you've got some junk in the trunk. I'd take a nice bouncy booty over a tight little tiny butt any day! Thank you Nike!

You can see some of the policemen visibly salivating at the prospect of a delicious donut. I reckon if all of these badboys had sprinkles they'd crack and be grabbing at them before you could say bacon.