Ship Hits Something In Middle Of Ocean

If i was in this situation every water-based disaster movie would come to mind - The Captain's response is probably something you don't want to hear while bouncing in rough seas in the middle of the ocean.

Sometimes the color of your hair is a sterotype curse. Instead of laughing, her father should show her some love. That's how you keep her from wrapping herself around poles the way she got wrapped around this tree.

Dan Bull does his best to make the republican presidential debate even vaguely interesting. Not sure that he's managed it, but he's highlighted bigotry with a beat you can dance to which is pretty cool.

Outtakes from the famous ETrade Baby Commercials

Even scarier than a Jimmy Saville pumpkin and more douchey than a Dane Cook Pumpkin. Yes, there's only one likeness that you should carve into you pumpkin this year if you want to explode the creep factor. David Cameron.

Her parents tried so hard to keep her from this seedy world of dancing for mens' entertainment.

When a knife-wielding thug tries to hold up a betting shop in London, this 75-year-old dude picks up a barstool and starts swinging. Clearly he likes playing when the odds are against him.

Now this should NEVER be attempted on someone with a loaded gun, actually, OR by your spouse! As a hunter cleans his gun, his wife creeps up behind him with a balloon and gives him the scare of his life

Right after One Direction smoked that joint on the bus in Peru, their concert probably sounded just like this. If all their concerts sounded as awesome as this with lyrics to match, they’d probably win over a whole new fanbase.

It's been five long years since Justin Timberlake's last album was released, and, since then, things in the world have only gone from bad to worse. Now there's a grassroots movement to get Justin to bring sexyback.

Proof that college isn't just for smart people - He's definitely checked 'almost pull off classic prank' on his college to-do list - with some impressively sad results...... Next up is 'almost ask out girl.' - I can't wait - LMAO!