Scumbag Girlfriend

If you've ever gone to a restaurant with a girl you've probably heard this one before. Apparently it doesn't contain any calories if it's YOUR dinner...

The really high guy meme is an internet classic. You know times are changing when people are seeing internet memes in inanimate objects rather than apparitions of our lord and savior. I think i prefer it this way though.

Mike here is clearly a "clutz", but Steve is ridiculously gullible. You have to be careful where you do your transaction these days, trolls are everywhere, destroying their own electronic audio devices just to get the lulz.

If there's one thing better (worse?) than a hover hand, yep that's right, it's the double hover hand. Look at his wrists, as limp as his masculinity. For shame on this man, he's given dweebs a bad name.

What kind of heartless bastard runs this place? Dancing should always be allowed anywhere. Except, perhaps, in the middle of an emergency room.

If you're a comic book character, vengeful or just trying to do your bit, it is absolutely paramount that you have deceased parents. All the better if the non-existence extends into other immediate family and beyond.

Pedo Bear cares more about your kids than you and me combined! And to be honest, I kind of padded the me column a little just out of courtesy.

Gummi bears. Food of the gods. If only there was a way to combine their inate deliciousness with the inebriating power of hard liquor. WELL NOW THERE IS!

Gangs might seem intimidating but they're just a group of really good friends hanging out, wearing matching clothes and trying to express themselves in a unique way by doing weird things with their fingers.

This nun definitely broke some kind of rule here.. -LOL

If you need any help with trolling people on the internet, you can always turn to the handy advice troll who will tell you part of the secret of trolling. The rest is unfortunately obfuscated.