Guide To Gang Signs

Gangs might seem intimidating but they're just a group of really good friends hanging out, wearing matching clothes and trying to express themselves in a unique way by doing weird things with their fingers.

It's a well known fact: guys don't care about make-up. So long as you don't look like Leatherface or an oompa loompa, make-up is never really going to be an issue.

A simple guide explaining how to get the most out of your latest Blizzard game. It's quite a simple formula, but then again it's quite a simple game. It's as addictive as bacon flavored crack but it's still simple.

It can be a lot of fun, but make sure you bring weapons that can repel the evil might of the pancake demons. They WILL come for you and they WILL try to suck your soul out through your kneecaps.

Take a look at this analogy from 'I Am Legend' and it will slowly damn on you that females are far more dangerous than a large city filled with zombie-like creatures who want to kill you. Plus they steal all your favourite food.

There are so many logical fallacies and gaping plotholes that I really couldn't enjoy the Bible. I even tried the version with the unicorns in it and that was balls too. Try harder next time, God.

Just because you going round killing a bunch of teenagers doesn't mean you shouldn't be fashionable about it. Keep an eye out for the rest of the range: diamond studded Kruger glove & 24 carat head pins!

If I had a penny for every time some jackass took my photograph and managed to ruin the picture by focusing on what was going on behind me, I'd have a LOT of pennies.

The humble Lada is such a shady automobile, so steeped in negative infamy that not even the crash test dummies want to be caught in the drivers seat.

Sometimes it's best not to delve too deeply into your dreams, otherwise it might unearth things that, while remaining un-answerable, will completely do your head in - WTF!?!

You know the look, you see it every day and every time you wonder, "why does a pretty girl want to make herself ugly by doing that?". The answer my friend is one that you will never understand, so don't try to figure it out.